Sam Houston: The Texas Firecracker in My Pantry
We think our generation invented the concepts of social networks, social media. Here's what Wikipedia says a social network is:
A social network is a social structure made of individuals (or organizations) called "nodes," which are tied (connected) by one or more specific types of interdependency, such as friendship, kinship, financial exchange, dislike, sexual relationships, or relationships of beliefs, knowledge or prestige.
No mention of computers, wifi, or Twitter here.
It stands to reason that someone as un-modern, as certifiably historical as Sam Houston, would have social networks. And that I can figure out my degrees of separation from him. Turns out, The Raven is only as far removed from me as my pantry.
Here are the nodes:
1. I meet YouData founder Jim Prather at the Mom2.0 Summit here in H'town last winter. He convinces me to sign up for a MeFile. I do. As I start checking in on my MeFile for my personalized offers, I find several goods and services that appeal enough for me to start a PayPal account and buy them. I also find a coupon for some computer glasses from the place where I actually get me glasses, Soper Optical.
2. I go to Soper Optical where I get some new bifocals (the graduated kind that don't make me look a day over 45) and replace the lenses in my old glasses with these cool computer distance lenses that are perfect for reducing eye strain at the computer. Since the editorial life these days seems to happen far more frequently in front of the computer than in cozy armchairs, these glasses have personal relevance. In my enthusiasm, I start talking to John Soper about the wonders of YouData, Mom2.0, and funny connections. It turns out he was at Mom2.0 with his delicious crackers, Texas Firecrackers. Had I seen them?
I had seen them, but I was scared to try them. I thought they might be too hot. So John Soper wraps my glasses carefully and places them in a bag with a sample container of Texas Firecrackers.
3. Texas Firecrackers are so tasty that I have since bought many more containers of them--well compensating my optician for his initial generosity, I hope. Over the holidays, I stocked up on them, just in case company came by and needed a little something with their drink. Without the maddening frenzy of school and work, I had time to study the Texas firecracker container. This is what it says:
The Legend of the Texas Firecracker begins with the Cherokee Indians who had a hot cornbread called tus-ya-ga whcih they introduced to Sam Houston during the time he lived among them. It is said that Gen. Sam fed his army of 910 pioneers these hot crackers before routing the over 2000 troops of Santa Anna in 18 minutes at San Jacinto and winning Texas independence. The name Firecrackers was first coined at the famous Log Cabin Saloon in Spindletop during the oil boom of 1901, where it was not SAturday night unless someone got shot. The hot crackers were a favorite among the mostly Texan crew of the BAttleship TExas during WWII where they earned their current pronunciation "FARRr-Cracker." TExas Firecrackers became the favotie snack of some of the NASA astronauts while living in HOuston, and have been contraband on a few space flights and possibly one trip to the Moon.
We offer you this "Little Taste of Texas" in hopes that you find yourself repeating the words Texans have echoed for years: "They're hot, but darn good, can I have another?"
I'd say that eating these crackers puts me three degrees away from Sam Houston. Or two, if you consider I edited Mary Dodson Wade's Sam Houston: Standing Firm last year. Or one, because I'm a Texan.
1-2-3. It doesn't matter. I love that I've got a little bit of Sam in my pantry, just in case company's coming. And in a state this diverse, that company's bound to be interesting. Social networks, social media, social crackers. Truth or fiction? Don't know, don't care.
This state has a history of being a little spicy.
I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that to be a harmless perversion on my part and only discuss it with consenting adults.
~Molly Ivins
FYI: The last time I got any free Firecrackers was about a year ago. And I only see John Soper when I need new glasses. But I do see his nephew eating hamburgers at the Avalon sometimes. full disclosure.
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