The Muse in the Bottle: Fact or Fiction?
The writer's life is an endlessly glamorized affair that is riddled with assumptions of one sort or another. Writers are [choose one of the following] dark, tortured, drunks, inspired, touched by angels, different, geniuses, crazy...you name it.
Spending as much time as I do around writers, I find them to be a charming, sensitive bunch, more driven than most to share their stories, a vulnerability that more cynical types might construe as one (or all) of the above conditions. But beyond that, there are really no one-size-fits-all characteristics of a writer.
Take the idea that all fiction writers are drunks. I know plenty who are sober as church mice. But there are even websites dedicated to promoting the stereotype of the muse in the bottle. Recently, I ran across this quote by Roald Dahl:
It happens to be a fact that nearly every fiction writer in the world drinks more whisky than is good for him. he does it to give himself faith, hope and courage. A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.
I started wondering if that were true. An expert poll was in order
I called John DeMers, my favorite one-man expert poll. John can opine on many topics, ranging from ballet to barbecue, and he's written at least thirty-eight non-fiction books. This spring, he makes his fiction debut with Marfa Shadows, a gourmet noir mystery set under the mythic West Texas lights.
So John, I say, You're a fiction writer now. What do you think about what Roald says? Does fiction drive writers to drink? Is there anything to this stereotype?
John says, " Well, I never had a chance to drink whiskey with old Roald, or for that matter raise so much as a Shiner Bock or even a girly glass of chardonnay with him. Yet the fellow has a point, which in true storyteller fashion he saves for the big ending. Absolute freedom! Is there anything more glorious - or more frightening? Other than the ones who simply ARE drunks, it's that vision of absolute freedom that drives writers to drink whiskey. The "tyranny of the blank page," some call it. But it's more like the tyranny of the blank life - the fact that we have nothing and are nothing until we make something up. Come to think of it, I'm getting really thirsty now."
A toast to you, John. May you reach the literary heights of Raymond Chandler--without the dive into the bottle. There are so many more interesting aspects to the writer's life.
Like writing.
Letters are like wine; if they are sound they ripen with keeping. A man should lay down letters as he does a cellar of wine.
~Samuel Johnson
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